Cars That Really Make Women Vroom
Unfortunately, “excuse me, would you like a ride in my Minivan?” is a line I’ve heard more than once and one that – trust me – never, ever, ever works.
To truly attract a women with a car, you need one that projects confidence, fun and money. A car that says, “jump in and stay awhile.” It’s scientific fact; David Moxon, a guy who knows a lot about science, subjected 40 men and women to the sounds of a Maserati, Lamborghini and Ferrari, then measured the amount of testosterone in their saliva. He found that all of them, men and women alike, had higher levels of the stuff - a measure of their arousal - after hearing the revving exotics, but the amount the women had was off the charts. Should we mention motorcycles here?
Better not. Thanks to this inspiring research we can deduce that chemically, a car can put women in the mood. I know for me rich leather seats, a fresh detailing job and, of course, a stick shift can be pretty big turn-ons . One of my sexiest car experiences was shifting my date’s vintage sports car from second to third while accelerating wildly through mountain curves in California.
Cars that attract women are cars that symbolize the strong masculine side of their owner. What kind of woman do you want to attract? A gold digging silicon super babe, a wild party girl? Maybe a nice professional girl on the rebound? So far we have focused on sports cars, fast and sexy, but what about rugged? I love old style land cruisers , especially manual. SUVs have much more space for lovin’ but if have one you can probably afford to get a room anyway, especially since gas has gone down. Careful with the kind of chicks you try to pick up in A Sports Utility though; roll up to a bohemian bar in Brooklyn with a shiny Hummer and you’ll be lucky to get out without an eco key job espousing the depravity of gas guzzling. For trying to impress the environmentally conscious, maybe a Cooper Mini or a Yaris, but not, I repeat not a Prius. Those things project alien sexlessness more than a hospital. I would get more aroused by a hopped up Honda hatchback than some space age pod with too many buttons, but that’s just me.
The attraction of cars lies mostly in the fetid undergrowth of the subconscious. Women are moved by emotion and by first impression. Don’t flash your Mercedes emblazoned keys more than three times at the bar. Present the option of a comfortable safe ride home and play off the fact your car costs more than her house. Confident humility goes a long way. An attractive car should complement the owner’s own sex appeal. Otherwise you would get to the bedroom and have to pipe in the engine noise just to keep her in the mood. Keep your car clean and play good music. A slight musky leathery smell helps. Try not to nag your date about not scratching the seats with her purse. A little competition with a well oiled machine might bring out her animal instinct to win a mate. On the other hand she might just think you are a presumptuous jerk and get a taxi. Its all about how you use it. Get out there and rock that Hundai.